Things I've learned...

By Andy Rooney

That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper... The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.