STEEL-TIP SECTION:

March 2008

Thorn Report
Interview with Warren Ackary Australia

THORN: G’day mate! Who might you be?
WARREN: Warren Ackary - Most know me worldwide as “Wazza180”

T: Craoiky, that’s a good SEWA name! Where exactly are we? I flew into Sydney, headed toward Wollongong, and now where am I?
W: Corrimal, New South Wales. Australia

T: Well it certainly looks like a great place! Beaches, boats, waterfront, and the temperatures seem really comfortable - I always thought Australia was hotter. How did you end up finding this little piece of paradise?
W: Well it’s a long story. I met my wife on the Internet. She lived about 800 miles away from me and when I went to meet her, we were as one. Things got tough where she lived so when I said, “We’ll move.” She said yes, down south near my parents… and here we are!

T: (holding pen, looking stupefied) that’s your “long story”!? I think you meant to say, “It’s a nice story”. Coloring books have longer stories than that! Do you know Art in Nova Scotia? You guys could write a book together - just rip out the matches first! Ok, anyway, that sounds lovely - lots of that internet thing happening these days, isn’t there? Amazing. So, that’s great, new love, family nearby, sounds idyllic. What do you do for work?
W: Unfortunately, not much. I do however build all sorts of Web sites as a hobby – the money helps as well.

T: Sounds like a good gig to me. So, so far, the Internet has given you love and a livelihood. What else is there? And what’s so special about you and our favorite game? Tell me about darts.
W: I like to promote the game as much as I can. Either via SEWA, my own darts forum and Web sites, as well as with all tournaments I play in. Why, I even go to “LOD’s” and preach the gospel of darts to the newbie’s of the game! The “special” side of me is that I am handicapped. I used to be a sufferer of Epilepsy, but am over that for the past 11 years. I lost my right index finger when I was six in an accident. The surgeons transplanted the top half of my middle finger onto my index finger. It has been a rough 42 years with that handicap, but at the same time, it has taught me that “handicap is not a hindrance” for me. I do calligraphy, throw darts, play English Billiards, and write for Unicorn uniBlog as well. Unfortunately, time has caught up with my hand, and I have been going to a hand clinic to see about getting rid of the constant pain and - with the new technology (after 42 years) - what they can do to give me more movement and feeling in my finger and part of my hand.

T: (fake snoring, peeking out one eye) Huh? What? Oh, I must have fallen asleep - that story was waaaaaay longer than the first long story! No, seriously, that’s awesome Warren - I’m impressed, jealous, and amazed. First, anyone that pushes the game is a pal of mine. Second, running Web sites and writing for Unicorn - I’m envious… (whispering) they need any more writers? Third, battling a debilitating condition all your life and then doing so many dexterity-demanding activities, especially with a transplanted finger tip! I hope those modern methods can decrease your discomfort. How long have you been contributing to SEWA?
W: Since 20th June, 2006.

T: Wow! I joined the same month! Well, how good are you?
W: My skills are mid-range as I let my darting career go too late and have just picked up playing the game real hard over the past ten years, and I am graded A in my State.

T: Let’s hear some claims to fame - got any favorite memories or big accomplishments you’d care to share?
W: My best memories in darts are making friends, you can win all the tournaments you like, but you have to earn the respect to make friends in darts. My biggest accomplishment in darts (so far) is reaching the top 32 in 2005 in the Oceanic Masters, to have won it would have meant I would have been on the stage at Purfleet, but Russell Stewart stopped me in my tracks (his day will come).

T: (wiping pretend sweat from brow) Whew! I thought I was going to have to tease you some more for being so thoughtful and sensitive! Thank goodness you got back on the bragging track - and Bam! - you followed it up with a revenge fueled threat! No, I think the friendships are a big part of it too… and almost beating Bob Anderson after just missing the DB on a 161 out attempt! (shaking fist) I’ll get you someday Bob! I will avenge… uhhh, me! Ok, I feel better now. So, what about the big picture? Looking back on life, what makes you say “Bullseye!” inside?
W: I think the best memories of my life are, of course, my family and lovely wife. My biggest accomplishment has been to overcome the handicap I have carried all my life with my hand and to be the player I am today!

T: You had me going there again; Warren… all that standard sappy stuff - although completely true, I’m sure - but then you pulled it out again with some solid smack talk! (jogging, arms raised like Rocky) I am Warren, hear me roar! I love it Wazza180. Ok, so, the point of these interviews is darts around the world. What’s the sport like here?
W: It is great, although it’s similar to the UK where the BDO is opposing the PDC; we have our own versions here. Having said that, once the players get together and play, then all of that is forgotten. We have Grand Prix’s every month and the winner gets a wildcard to Purfleet as does the winner of the Oceanic. Also, we have tournaments running ALL over Australia, and for those you have to make big sacrifices with money and family, at the end of the day, it is worth it.

T: Nice! Sounds like a competitive place to play, and obviously, a big British influence, right? Ok, Warren, let me put you on the spot. You’re a writer, right? How about you make up five questions you would like to ask yourself for this interview, and then answer them too? Ready? Go!
W: One, if I had a player to play my darts for me, who would it be? Simon “The Wizard” Whitlock. Two, if I had a choice of sponsors in Darts who would it be? Unicorn... simply the best! Three, if I had a wish to make a change in my life and only ONE change, what would it be? Having a completely normal right hand to do everyday things. Four, would I relocate and, if so, where? To the UK, my wife is English, and the UK is the home of Darts and Billiards (just the coldness is a problem). Five, do I consider myself rich? Yes, I have a lovely wife and a great outlook on life and to me that is worth a heck of a lot more than money!

T: (disgusted, throwing pencil) you just had to go back to the mushy stuff didn’t you?! You were doing so well! Well, I forgive you - Thorn’s got a sentimental side to him too - but don’t tell anyone! Promise? How about a high five with that amazingly talented right hand of yours! Thanks a lot for sharing your time and stories Warren.
W: Well I don’t know about a “high five” as you call it… I wouldn’t want to get a “Thorn” in my side! HA HA HA, all jokes aside mate, Ill settle to give you a high four and a half! Also I hope that for all who read this don’t think now we have a Kangaroo in every backyard (well not every back yard anyway!)

It has been a pleasure taking the time to do this interview and I would do it again as its been MY pleasure.

 

February 2008

HOMEPLATE TAVERN; TACOMA, WA
South Sound Winter Open

By James Hudecek

Friday, January 11 - Sixteen people showed up to play in the Blind Draw Steel Tip Tournament to kick off Home Plate’s 2nd Annual South Sound Winter Open.

Divided into two brackets of four teams each, two would advance to the Finals. Debra Straub and Paul “Bofa” Straub, Mike Harris and Tony Howe moved forward to face the top two teams out of the other bracket; Dana Cammerano and Dan Baker, Mike Baxter and Bill Anderson. Bofa/Debra and Mike/Tony both advance to the finals, but it was Mike Harris and Tony Howe who came out on top to claim bragging rights and $50 for their fine shooting.

The very next morning, 24 men and seven women played for the unofficial title of Singles Champions to the NW Singles Tournament Series.

Four brackets were drawn up with six men in each of the morning qualifier brackets. The top two would advance to the Finals at 7pm.

Moving on were Kevin Luke (9), Bob Ross (7), John Hussman (10), Tom Anderson (7), Brian Smith (8), Tony Howe (6), Peter Clark (10), and Jim Nelson Jr (6) after winning the tiebreaker.

The women played in one bracket of seven. Kelly Papuzza (9) wins the tiebreaker against Deb Parker (9) to take the higher seed in the Finals.

In the second qualifier at 2pm, 18 men and seven women. The men break up into two flights of four and two flights of five, with the top two advancing to the Finals.

They were Tyler Hayne (7), Steve Arionus (5), Massey Bentz (8), Robert Thayer (5), Pat Breithaupt (6), Mike Due (4), Louie Owen (4), and Dan Baker (3).

The women played one bracket with Carole Herriott (10) and Debra Straub (9) moving to the finals.

During the break, between the second qualifier and the Finals we ran four Mini-8 tournaments awarding $25 to 1st Place and $15 to 2nd.

1st Mini-8: 1st: Steve Arionus, 2nd: Brian Smith.
2nd Mini-8: 1st: Brian Smith, 2nd: Tyler Hayne.
3rd Mini-8: 1st: Peter Clark, 2nd: Steve Arionus.
4th Mini-8: 1st: Steve Arionus, 2nd: Peter Clark.

The first round of the Finals start on time at 7pm with John Husman beating Dan Baker 3-0, Tyler Hayne beating Jim Nelson Jr. 3-0, Brian Smith beating Mike Due 3-0, Bob Ross beating Massey Bentz 3-2, Robert Thayer beating Kevin Luke 3-2, Pat Breithaupt beat Tony Howe 3-0 Peter Clark beating Steve Arionus 3-1 and Louie Owen beating Tom Anderson 3-2.

In the second round, John Husman beats Tyler Hayne 4-1, Bob Ross beats Brian Smith 4-2, Pat Breithaupt beats Robert Thayer 4-0, and Peter Clark beats Louie Owen 4-2.

In the Semi-finals, we see John Husman and Bob Ross square off. John wins 5-1. In the other Semis, Peter Clark battles Pat Breithaupt and wins 5-4. Then it was a showdown between John Husman and Peter Clark. It was all that was expected between these two competitors; John wins by the narrowest of margins over Peter 5-4. John Husman takes $410 and the First Place trophy, while Peter takes home a respectable $200. Pat and Bob each receive $100.

On the women’s side of the Finals, we saw Debra Straub defeat Kelly Papuzza 4-2, and Carole Herriott beating Deb Parker, also 4-2. The Finals were best of nine between Debra and Carole. In the end, it was Carole coming out on top winning 5-2.

In the men’s consolation round, Luis Lincko took 1st Place ($60), Paul Straub took 2nd Place ($34), Dave Hunt and John Butler each received $20.

In the women’s consolation round, Tabitha Townsend took 1st Place ($24), Christina Oakley took 2nd Place ($13) Alice Ramos took 3rd ($8).

By Sunday morning at 11am, we had 11 teams show up to play the Mixed Doubles event, dividing into two brackets, five in one and six in the other, with the top two teams advancing. Pat Breithaupt and Debra Straub advanced with 11 wins, along with Massey Bentz and Naomi Bentz, seven wins.

In the second bracket, we saw Kevin Luke and Christina Oakley emerge with 13 wins and Ken Till and Deb Parker.

Massey and Naomi beat Kevin and Christina to advance to the Finals. Pat and Debra beat Ken and Deb to advance, meeting Massey and Naomi. Massey and Naomi come out on top to win the Mixed Doubles and put fifty bucks in their pockets.

We look forward to seeing everyone at the 3rd South Sound Open on Feb. 29-Mar. 2, 2008.

Thorn Report

Interview with Art Martell
Nova Scotia, Canada

THORN: (breathing deeply) Ahhhhh! I love being on at sea! The smell, the rocking waves. I was born with sea legs! So, thanks for bringing me out here — tell everybody your name!
ART: Arthur R. Martell

T: Nice to meet you in person Art! It’s gorgeous out here. I bet I’m lucky to come on such a nice blue-sky day, huh? Seagulls chasing us, chopping through the ocean swells. Love it. So, when you’re not out here, where do you call home?
A: I live in Gabarus, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada.

T: Whoa, that’s a lot of names. Guess you gotta be specific in the more remote parts of such a big country, right? How did you come to be here?
A: I was born and raised in Cape Breton and my work and family are all around me!

T: And what kind of job do you do? Wait! Let me guess. You’re an aquatic archeologist looking for sunken Viking ships in order to prove they discovered North America. No! You work for the Canadian Border Patrol guarding against illegal immigrants from Greenland! Or, maybe…
A: I am a full time fisherman. I fish lobster, crab, tuna, and many other small fisheries.

T: Well, that’s cool too! (drooling, moaning) Mmmmm, lobster. In fact, they’re all yummy. Make sushi, or dipped in garlic butter, or just baked with lemon. Delicious! It must be adventurous working on the high seas. What kind of interesting, unusual, or amazing things happen?
A: Ummm, something interesting, unusual or amazing? Well, (laughing) I am not sure, hard for me to answer this one. I would have to say my job. Tuna fishing is pretty amazing. We caught a 900 pound tuna fish on a fishing rod; that’s hard to believe. I work in dangerous conditions. The only other thing I can think of is I started my job fishing when I was in the 11th grade, and I would leave school two months early to go to work and have all my work sent home to me by mail, and I would take one day off work to write all my exams and finals in one day. It was really hard work and my marks suffered a little. But, I really wanted to graduate and not give up on school just because I had a good job.

T: Nine hundred pounds on a fishing rod?! Was that a record? How big can tuna get?
A: Nope, not a record, and I am not sure what the record is. I will have to look into that.

T: Whoa. Well, it’s awesome you finished school too. And dangerous working conditions? Like what? Icebergs? Perfect storms? Rogue nuclear submarines? Undead Pirates? Maelstroms? Battling the Kraken?
A: Mostly Storms. You mentioned “Perfect Storm”. In the movie, the boat’s name is the Andrea Gail. We set crab traps in the exact position they figure she went down. So, yeah, I fish where the “perfect storm” was at its worst. I have also seen something weird last year, I think they call it a water spout. To me, it was a tornado on the ocean. A funnel cloud came down from the sky, and when it met the water the water started spouting up and spinning like a water tornado, which was cool to see... FROM A DISTANCE. Also a little scary.

T: Ever seen St. Elmo’s Fire or the Green Flash?
A: (laughing) Nope, not that I know of.

T: What about marine life? Whales? Dolphins? What else?
A: We see all kinds of marine life from porpoise to whales, and big leatherback turtles. The list could go on and on.

T: What about darts? Do you have a board on the boat? Or can you get on the internet when you’re at sea?
A: (chuckling) Nope, would never be able to throw darts on a fishing boat. Internet is available, but it’s only for serious fishing stuff. We only use it for email, and we have a satellite phone that is only for emergencies. It costs a lot to use.

T: How long have you been a SEWAnaut? That’s my unofficial term for SEWA members.
A: I have only been on SEWA since Jan 2007 but there is not a day I don’t visit.

T: And you’re a good dart player? Describe your skill.
A: My darting skills are pretty good. I would have to say an average “A” player.

T: Don’t hold back on us now Art. What are your best darting accomplishments?
A: I have won quite a few small tourneys, and I am only just starting and very young. I have only been playing seriously for three years, and I have placed 5th at the Cape Breton Regionals, last year. I know my best accomplishments are yet to come.

T: Man, you’re tougher to open up than a tuna can with a toothpick! Ok, besides darts, tell me - with as much passion and excitement as you can muster - what are the best things about your life? Think about it. Ready? Go!
A: I have a wonderful family and wife of four years and a four year old boy. I have a great job that I enjoy doing, and I spend everyday a happy man.

T: (silent, staring)
A: (staring, silent)

T: Well, a wife, son, and rewarding job are certainly worthy of applause. And, you did use three different adjectives. Seriously, that’s beautiful - it’s more than many ever have. So, back to the game... what’s the dart scene like in Gabarus, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada?
A: Darts here is not huge, but the people who play here really love the game and we seem to have some really talented shooters here for such a small place. I know a couple of guys who are, to me, world-class shooters, or at least, I know, could be.

T: All right! I’m starting to sense a little descriptive energy! Quick! What’s your most unforgettable moment ever?
A: It was this year at my sons preschool graduation. He is only four and standing in front of the crowd. They asked each child what they wanted to be when they grow up. When they got to my son, he said he wanted to be a great dart shooter like his dad. The feeling I got when he said that was amazing, and I will never forget it. It was a very proud day for a dad.

T: (sniffling) That’s beautiful, man (blowing nose).
A: (patting Thorn’s shoulder)

T: So, have any other hobbies?
A: I enjoy all kinds of hunting and fishing, camping, and anything outdoors. I also enjoy a good game of poker.

T: You sound like a man born, raised, and living in the exact spot you were meant to be. Best wishes for your wife, your son, your job, your game, and your future. Wow, look at that sunset. Thanks for talking with me.
A: No problem, any time. It was my pleasure.

T: By the way, do they say “eh” out here?
ART: (laughing) We sure do, “eh” and “bye”, like “Good day, bye, how she going?”, “Fishing is going good, eh?”, and “You bet, bye!”

THORN: Well, thanks Art, bye, eh! Until next time at the next place, bon voyage! Over and double out.

January 2008

COOPER’S ALEHOUSE; SEATTLE, WA
ECDO Christmas Shoot draws steel tippers

By Debra Straub ECDO Competition Secretary

At 3:00pm on December 8, 2007, 32 players signed up for Emerald City Darting Organization’s blind draw event at Seattle’s Cooper’s Alehouse.

Upon signing up, each player was given five tickets for our raffle of Christmas presents, and of course everyone was welcome to purchase extra tickets for a chance to win even more presents.

We drew our teams and then broke them up into four groups of four. Each group played two games, taking the top two out of each group.

Here’s how it played out:

On Board 1

Ken M and Corey - 1st place (4 wins)
Shannon and Pat - 2nd place (3 wins)
Andy and Ken C (3 wins)
Mark and Jim (2 wins)

There was a playoff of one game between Shannon and Pat vs. Andy and Ken C. to make it out of this bracket. Shannon and Pat won the playoff game!

On Board 2

Carole and Todd - 1st place (6 wins)
Eli and Chris (2 wins)
Byron and Elisa (0 wins)
Glen and Al - 2nd place (4 wins)

On Board 3

Deb and Deb (1 win)
Robert and Bob - 2nd place (4 wins)
Z-Man and Angie - 1st place (4 wins)
Brian and Josef (3 wins)

On Board 4

Mike By and Dwarf - 1st place (5 wins)
Bill and Mike Ba - 2nd place (4 wins)
Doreen and Bofa (2 wins)
Mason and Jessica (2 wins)

Taking the eight teams we then played knock-out, best of three.

Congratulations to the winners:
1st place - Mike Byrd and Dwarf
2nd place - Shannon and Pat
3rd-4th place - Robert and Bob
3rd-4th place - Bill and Mike Baxter
5th-8th place - Ken and Corey
5th-8th place - Glen and Al
5th-8th place - Z-Man and Angie
5th-8th place - Carole and Todd

We saw many players with multiple gifts, so additional tickets were definitely sold over and above those that were given away. We actually raised $135 to donate to Ronald McDonald’s house this Christmas. Great job everybody!

As I was cleaning up and packing away my files, I noticed a great deal of players were still hanging around and playing high boxes. Which is a fun and fast game where everyone gets to compete in a large group.

I’m glad everyone had a great time. This being the biggest tournament I’ve ever run, I hope no one minded the mistakes I made along the way.

 

Thorn Report

Interview: Henry of Scotland (SEWA inFESTation)

THORN: (shocked and screaming) Ahhh!! (panting) Don’t sneak up on me like that!? (calming down) Who are you?

HENRY: I am Henry, “InFESTation”, a bloke trying to delay getting to middle age. When does that start anyhow, how do you know you’re at your middle age?

T: Don’t ask me. I was born on a leap day. I don’t know why we had to meet out by this foggy lake. So, what’s your deal?

H: I am an Englishman living in Morayshire, Scotland, home of the world’s finest Malt whiskeys, which isn’t such a bad thing. If you’re visiting, do visit some of the distilleries on the whiskey trail, and don’t be afraid of the smaller distilleries, they tend to do a better malt than some of the more famous brands, even if some of the blends are better. There, that’s me. Finished doing the tourist speech.

T: Wooo! Good stuff. So, what made you move up here?

H: I was brought up here from Cumbria, England to live and work for the first time back in 1994. Then, after a short break, back again in 1996, and have been here ever since.

T: It’s gorgeous here. A lot more rugged than I thought. So, what kind of work - Whoa, what was that?! Something, right there. See the ripples (eyes darting apprehensively)? What’s your job?

H: At the moment, I am just about to change careers; I am just finishing fifteen years service in Her Majesty’s finest, THE Royal Air Force, where I was an aircraft electrical technician. My new path is taking me to the seas as a ROV, Remotely Operated Vehicle Pilot/Tech - big boy toys, basically in the North Sea to start with, then, who knows, all over the world hopefully.

T: (sarcastically) How boring! Is there anything interesting about you and your life?

H: Now this is a tough one; I have been that busy in the last year or so. I am trying to complete some self-study courses to be a network geek - that was supposed to be my next career path. But, between family, a new job, present work and trying to move back down the country, I seem to be a little short of hours in the day to do anything else. So, the amazing thing is the fact I still have a fantastic family waiting for me each day, and they haven’t gone and upped sticks on me.

T: Upped sticks? Uh-oh, where’s my English-to-English dictionary? Sounds bad, whatever it is. So, how long have you been a member of His Majesty’s SEWA Service?

H: I came across SEWA, I think it was around the middle of January, ’07. I had been away from darts for nigh-on ten years by then. I popped in a few times before, joining at the start of February and been a regular visitor ever since, even if not a very active poster.

T: I’ve seen plenty of your posts. What’s the reason behind the capitalized letters in your nickname, “InFESTation”?

H: I had a previous nickname “Fester”, apparently there was a passing resemblance when my hair was trimmed to a little below regulation. Smile, this though is a popular nickname, so it was combined with the way I used to swarm all over the opposition when playing football or rugby. So “InFESTation” came into existence, ready to swarm all over the board when at the oche.

T: Ah, now I get it. So, what your skill level like on the oche?

H: I like to think I am at the higher end of average, but to be honest, far too inconsistent still, at the moment. Like others, I seem to have memories of being a lot better, but that may be part of this approaching middle age.

T: The middle ages are for monks and maidens. You’re approaching modern age. Speaking of history, what are your best memories or biggest accomplishments in darts?

H: Biggest memories of darts was probably from the league team I played in the late 90’s. It was mainly made up of service members, and we narrowly missed winning the league that year, which was a shame as that was when we lost our support from the committee and the team folded; everybody moved onto different teams, and I started a family, so I stopped playing for a while. But in that year, I managed the high check in a local charity/memorial tournament. That was it’s first year and has since got bigger and bigger each year, now attracting some top players. I also held a shield trophy for a year, sponsored by a local business, by winning the final leg with a 167. So, I suppose finishing darts that year on a high is the reason I have some happy memories.

T: I had a high check once. But I passed it so the cop let me go. Seriously, I poked the 170 out once, but only in a pub game. I just missed a 161 out against Bob Anderson, but I had him gawking good when I was looking at the DB. Even missing, it was a thrill. Along those lines, darts aside, what memories and accomplishments do you consider to be highlights in your life?

H: Memories? There are a few, happy and sad, but ultimately, they make me who I am, and just this time, I will keep them where they should be. Accomplishments? I will probably go with serving Queen and Country, doing fairly well in it, and getting off to a great start in my initial trade training. And helping to bring up what are looking like will be two fine young men.

T: Cool. Humble yet impressive. Good answers. (whispering behind hand) Readers love that stuff. So! Tell us what the sport is like in Scotland.

H: The darts around here are of a high standard - all ‘01 games with some interesting post-pot games. These are some of the reasons I have joined the SEWA “Flight School” to help with my return to the game of darts. I haven’t played in a league this year, mainly because I only picked the game up again halfway through the season and didn’t think I was good enough, and the Summer Leagues are a hard one to fit in. So, roll August and September, hopefully, I will be back down to the Lake District and hopefully get a team slot there.

T: How you get into darts in the first place?

H: In the alcove on either side of the fireplace, my father had quite a few trophies. As I grew up I said, “I want to get a few of those,” so my father got us an old dartboard to hang in the back garden. That served its purpose for the next couple of years until I was hooked as far as a young bairn could be, between football (the proper version using your feet) and rugby (again, the proper version, no pads and use your hands). Then there was a program that started on telly called Bullseye. This was great. We got a cabinet, and it came with one of the paper dartboards, and I used to play against the Bullseye competitors in the points sessions. For those not too familiar with the program: teams of two, a dart player and non-player, the player threw three and the highest got a question, if answered correctly, won the score in pounds! Later in the show, there was the 101 in six darts, non-player throwing first. I can’t remember how I faired but it was enjoyable. I used to talk my father into trying to beat the celebrity darts player in the charity throw. Ahh, them were the days, eh!? But that was how I started. Thing was, school, then working for a living always seemed to take priority, but there has always been a board in the house. Even the ten years not throwing, the board was in the loft keeping a patch of floor clear of dust.

T: (flipping pages) Found my dictionary. Let’s see… ”up sticks” means “to leave”. Hmm! And “bairn”, “a child”, and “telly” must be the boob tube right, the television? Don’t you get that confused with the telephone? Nevermind. Do you have any dart dreams you’re still chasing?

H: My ambition ever since watching Eric Bristow and Jockey Wilson has been to play on the Lakeside stage, for myself and probably a lot of other folk in Europe, if not the world. This is the darts Nirvana, and always seemed to have that bit of magic about it. I’m sure some of the PDC players that have played there would love to be on that stage again, so here’s hoping, maybe one day… you gotta have a dream.

T: Cheers to that! Any unexpected pleasures in your return to the game?

H: Getting several other people into the game, mainly for selfish reasons, so I had somebody else to play against at work, then watching their face when they hit their first 180 or ton+ finish.

T: Oh yeah. I love teaching the game, and that rookie look you describe - I don’t know who’s happier, me or them. Have there been any negatives?

H: (laughing) My dart collection has been greatly depleted! But, as mentioned, there was selfish reasoning to it. In the end, they weren’t being used, so good to see they are being used for their designed purpose - even when they did get around to beating me - which came along far too quickly. They, in turn, have gotten others interested in the game. So it may only be a small corner, but I have taken it somewhere else, which then gets them taking a wider interest, hopefully keeping the bar mangers happy, and maybe, eventually enough to make another team up for the leagues.

T: That’s what it’s all about. This was a great interview. I’m glad we met at this creepy lake. Good idea Henry. Thanks.

HENRY: An absolute pleasure! Glad to meet you and share a dream, but it’s getting late and as far as the local stories go, you might not want to stay here too much longer, so I will make a move and hopefully see you up at the bar for a throw and another dr...

(splash!)
THORN: (looking around) What was that!? Henry? InFESTation?

 

December 2007

KENNEWICK, WA
Debra Straub takes Mid-Columbia Title

By Erik McVay

Way back in 2006 when the Mid-Columbia Open was in it’s second year and first time as an extended format event, Debra Straub ran into Darci McVay in the finals. Darci was on form and unwilling to give.

But this year, 2007, Debra was having none of that and steamrolled her way to victory over a tough field of ladies.

The final was a ‘best of nine’ legs pro-style match played on the Mid-Columbia Championship board - complete with Dart-Stop Back Board and Nuvolux Circumluminator. And chalked by Paul ‘Bofa’ Straub, Debra’s hubby.

The crowd (at least 25 players and non-players alike) watched as the match played out. And though Iona put up one heck of a fight, it was clear that Debra was intent on making this year hers!

In the beginning the nerves were high, but after two wins in the opener, Debra began to relax and reeled off another two before Iona struck back with some wins of her own. The Tri-Cities fans were clearly pleased to see their favorite strike back and get some momentum. However, it wasn’t enough and Debra fought back hard, winning the match handily.

This makes Debra the third lady to win the Mid-Columbia in three years! Now that’s a cool stat.

Ladies Singles 501 (11 entries)
Total payout $275

1st Place: Debra Straub - $110
2nd Place: Iona Parker - $55
3rd Place: Darci McVay - $33
4th Place: Jan Schroeder - $33
5th Place: Connie Rutz - $11
6th Place: Tabatha Townsend - $11
7th Place: DeeAnn Till - $11
8th Place: Traci Turner - $11

 

Rainman Refuses the Three-peat

By Erik Mcvay

Kevin ‘The Rainman’ Luke came into the 3rd Annual Mid-Columbia Open joking that we might have to rename it the 3rd Annual Kevin takes second tournament, but apparently he decided not to comply!

After getting knocked out of the qualifier on Friday night by Steve Arionus (Steve checked out a 170 to stop Kevin from advancing), a visibly upset Kevin came back on Saturday with a vengeance!

1st round of the Knockout, Kevin ran into Steve Arionus again, but this time The Rainman brought the rain and left Steve holding the bag, er umbrella.

Next up was Alex Redman, a relative newcomer to the steel tip world. Actually Alex played steel as a kid and has come back to it. He plays in the SEWADL A Division and is 2nd overall on the Monday night league. Alex was unable to slow Kevin down and The Rainman kept on counting (the time to his next victim).

Tyler Hayne had played well all weekend and despite his 180’s in the qualifier, and steady throw throughout the main event, he was no match for The Rainman and went down in a flood - The Rainman cometh!

Jim Nelson Jr. was looking for his first big win when he met Kevin Luke on the finals board, and despite some stellar legs throughout the match it just wasn’t to be. But wait, there’s more!

The 1st leg of the match went like this: 100 to Kevin, 100 to Jim, 100 to Kevin, 100 to Jim, 100 to Kevin, 100 to Jim... and I said “The big boys came out to play!” We were off in the 3rd annual running of the extended format, best of 11 legs, Mid-Columbia Open Men’s Singles 501 Final! And what a show!

Big finishes, big shots, big laughs. Oops sorry, wasn’t supposed to talk about that! All around top notch darts was the order of the day as these two Northwest heavyweights smacked each other around on the oche and punched the sisal full of holes with solid tungsten arrows. It was a classic match that many will remember and in the end it was raining all over Jim Nelson Jr’s parade as Kevin ‘The Rainman’ Luke counted dollar bills faster then a Ferrari goes 0-60.

Don’t throw matches on the floor when The Rainman walks in folks, but if you do, pull your tungsten out and be prepared to count the tons!

Great show Kevin! Next year we might call our little extravaganza ‘3rd Annual Rainman takes second’ tournament, but this year you certainly rained on our parade!

 

A&L TAVERN; PORTLAND, OR
Bragging Rights ‘07

By Debra Straub

Portland, OR - Paul and I arrived at A&L Tavern in Portland just before 10:30am on Saturday, November 17. When we went inside, I could tell already there were some big players at this event. I took off my jacket and dug out my darts to start warming up.

As I walked through the crowd to find an empty board, I said hello and hugged friends. Christina, Wayne (I always get a peck from him), Del and Kelly (oh, wow I haven’t seen them in years), Mike, Jim, Pat (my teammate from Molly’s), Randy, Brian (another peck), and Hudy.

I share a board with Alice Smith from Tacoma. Well, that’s two women so far.

At the far end, I see another woman come in I don’t know, that makes three. I’m hoping Darci from SEWA will be coming also. Sure enough a few moments later Darci and Erik show up. I hug Darci, and as we warm up we chat away.

Forty-four men and four women showed up to play in this event. They separated us in to eight groups of six, each group playing two legs against each player. I got Mike, Bob, Joe, Ian and Sean in my group. Mike and Bob I know. And knowing how well they shoot, it might be tough getting out of this bracket. I get Mike first; I’m struggling to hit the high numbers to my out, he takes two games off of me. I then play Ian, he’s a really good shot, but he leaves himself a 5 and can’t clean it up in the second game.

By now I’ve resorted to bulls and I win my first game.

My next opponent is Sean; he’s a soft-tipper and has never played steel-tip. I take the first game, only because he doesn’t know his outs. But then he gets some help from the peanut gallery and I lose the second game.

Bob is my next opponent and I know I don’t have a prayer of at least taking one off of him. Last is Joe. I’m already out and have no chance of advancing. I don’t know why they just didn’t have me forfeit this match. Oh, well. Joe and I split.

Out of my bracket, Bob, Mike, Joe and either Sean or Ian made it to the next round. I checked with Paul to see how well he did in his bracket. He did about as well as I did. We decide to go home. We say our farewells until next time.

Here’s what happened later:

The 32 men (notice there were no women) played the knockout rounds. I’m guessing best of three. Down to 16 and it’s best of five. Down to 8 and it’s best of seven.

Giving us the top four, playing best of nine. Jim Nelson and Steve Arionus being taken out by Pat Breithaupt and Sean Smyth. With these four great players, it would have been some great darts flying!

Pat and Sean playing the best of 11 legs. Whew! That’s a lot of darts! Congratulations to Sean for taking the Bragging Rights 2007 title!

Following the Bragging Rights tournament was the Turkey Shoot blind draw event. Kevin Luke and Bob Ross took second. Sean Smyth and Mike Baxter took first place.

A great time was had by all, thank you Christina and Craig! And I look forward to seeing all of you again in Tacoma!


November 2007

JANET POMEROY CENTER; SAN FRANCISCO, CA
2007 San Francisco Open

By Debra Straub

The 2007 San Francisco Open was held at the Janet Pomeroy Center, October 5-7, which looked like an auditorium in a grade school - a very small space with only around 25 boards.
All of the weekend events were knockout. Which wasn’t terribly pleasing, but Warren, Paul and I had driven a long way to get here, so we played.
There were quite a few people there that had been at the Colorado Open the previous weekend. And it was a great to see them again, even after such a short time.

Here are the top four results:
For full results go to: http://www.sfda.org/index_files/2007Results.htm

Draw Doubles 501
1st Place: John Boyne, Chris White
2nd Place: Maggie Martell, Ed Debernnke
3rd Place: Darren Laffoon, Scotty B
4th Place: Michael Hath, Roger Jollif

Men’s Singles Cricket
1st Place: Scotty Burnett
2nd Place: Jim Nolan
3rd Place: Par Rihonen
4th Place: Rob Heckman

Draw Doubles Cricket
1st Place: Ed Miller, Frank Lopez
2nd Place: Chili Pepper, Bob Van Slyke
3rd Place: Paul McLoughlin, Barn Barn
4th Place: Darren Laffoon, Ron Colvard

Men’s Singles 501
1st Place: Scotty Burnett
2nd Place: John Kramer
3rd Place: Michael Hathaidharm
4th Place: Eddie Lawrence

Women’s Doubles 501
1st Place: Maggie Martell, Mischelle Martell
2nd Place: Quishawn Roberson, Olga Cade
3rd Place: Jeannie Vigit, Gretel Flores
4th Place: Monika Nickerson, Patricia Miller

Women’s Singles Cricket
1st Place: Brenda Roush
2nd Place: Jen Vilaysane
3rd Place: Monika Nickerson
4th Place: Anne Kramer

Men’s Doubles 501
1st Place: Scotty Burnett, Chris White
2nd Place: Par Rihonen, Jesse Seohak
3rd Place: Art Racelis, Mark McGugan
4th Place: Eddie Lawrence, Rob Heckman

Top 4 Money Winners:
1st Place: Scotty Burnett, $935.00
2nd Place: Chris White, $430.00
3rd Place: Brenda Roush, $420.00
4th Place: Maggie Martell, $295.00

SFDA already has next years open in the works. You can check it out at http://www.sfda.org/index.htm.

 

DOUBLETREE HOTEL; DENVER, CO
2007 Colorado Open

By Debra Straub

I would first like to thank all of those who helped with my expenses for my trip to Nationals in Colorado September 28-30, 2007. I appreciated every penny!

ADO Nationals
Nationals were held early Friday morning. All of us that had qualified for this event needed to check in at 9am. Twenty-six women were broken up into four brackets. Every player played three rounds against each other. I thought I was placed in an easy bracket because Stacy and Marilyn weren’t in my bracket. Nonetheless, it didn’t matter. I don’t know how long these women had been playing steel-tip darts, but they hit the Tons a lot, like back to back to back! Needless to say I didn’t do as well as I had hoped. But I’ll chalk this up to experience, and practice, practice, practice to do better next year.

The Open
I had been to this tournament the previous year and knew what to expect. All the events are knockout, which means you play best of three. Whomever loses is out until the next event. With every event costing over $15, it isn’t very fun for me. And not worth the expense. I would like to at least get my money’s worth. But of course I do understand the problem it would cause the RMDA if they didn’t run knockouts. With so many events and too many players, each event would run over and the next event would start late.

With over 30 boards to play on, there were a lot of people from all over the United States. I met people from Virginia, New Orleans, Cleveland and Arizona. I even met a man from Alaska that I found out went to the same high school I did. Wow! What a small world.

For a full report on the winner’s list, check out this link http://www.adodarts.com/results/

 

Interview:

Nick Williams
SEWA’s Mista-Double, NW England

THORN: Ok, I’m here with, uhhh, why don’t you tell us who you are?
NICK: Nick Williams, also known as Mista-double.

T: Right on! Wait. Which one is your nickname (snickering), get it? Seriously, classic SEWA name. So, which place do you currently call home?
N: The Northwest Of England.

T: Excellent! The home of the sport, right? How is it you came to be there?
N: I grew up in the Northwest of England and have never left.
Why would anybody want to leave the rain?

T: (chuckling) I agree! It rains a ton where I’m from too—we can spot the tourists because they all look depressed and have umbrellas! What kind of work do you do?
N: I am a self-employed sign writer; I design graphics and logos for companies, help with advertising slogans. I use vinyl graphics in my work.

T: Interesting! Your imagination must be one of your strengths. Is your personal life as creative as your job?
N: Well, this question has thrown me a little. I see myself as Mr. Normal. I throw darts to a decent standard—sometimes, I have a good family life and enjoy my work, but I don’t see myself as being amazing or unusual. My brother is a semi-professional darts player, and I have, with help, built up a good forum with a good following.

T: Give us the address!
N: www.thedartboard.co.uk

T: (writing, mumbling) Dot C O dot U K. Got it. Uhhh, so how long have you been a SEWA member?
N: I became a SEWA member after bumping into Erik on the dart-player site. I was quite new to the darts internet phenomenon, and Erik joined my site. I joined his. That was back in 2005, August I believe... it was quiet back then (laughing)!

T: Erik? Who’s that? Just kidding. McVay does a great job running SEWA. I remember first meeting Erik at a big tournament back home. I beat him (polishing knuckles, chuckling). Seriously though, I remember him with an arm around his son, giving him tips. I thought it was so cool I took a picture. Dare I ask “mista-double” what your dart skills are like?
N: I like to think of myself as above average but some nights I have atrocious nights at the oche. I can hold my own against most players but can also lose to the worst.

T: (sighing) Can’t we all? I relish those big challenges, like Erik, and always regret letting up on lesser opponents. But, that’s sport isn’t it? What are your best memories or biggest accomplishments in darts?
N: Best memories in darts? Those would have to involve my brother more than me; he has been a top world class player for many years and I have been watching him from the sidelines, cheering him along the way as best I can.
Biggest accomplishments? I won the merit singles of our league - a competition at the end of the season where the best player from each team play a knockout. After only four years, I had been in the final and won it once and followed that with eight appearances.
I was part of a team that won the Pennine Classic competition with teams from all over the Northwest of England, hitting a 14 darter in the semi-finals to help us to the final.
Played alongside my brother in a league which we won for about five years running. Oh, and hitting the double in any game I play, no matter how many wins I have had previously, hitting that double still feels great!

T: That’s pretty cool having a brother that’s a pro! But, this is your turn in the spotlight Nick. What about beyond darts? What about your life is better than hitting that double?
N: Having a stable happy family at home, where they allow me to be on the PC way to much without complaining... much (chuckling).

T: Beautiful. Well, so you live in the heart of dart country. How’s the sport doing?
N: Darts is very pockety - with towns like Bolton being a complete hotbed and very active. Yet, where I live, it’s actually dead. But it’s not that far for me to go and get a game, and I have quite often traveled to other towns to play teams.

T: As a veteran player of many years, leagues, and situations, are there any aspects of the game you still find difficult? If so, what and why?
N: I always find the waiting during bigger tournaments the killer for me. I am nearly always driving to these events, and so I’m on pop and have a low threshold for boredom. I want to be playing and not waiting.

T: I hear that! So, I see a lot of your input on the internet. What do you find most valuable about communicating by computer?
N: I found that the internet has allowed someone like myself, who loves to talk about darts, to have contact with Joe Bloggs in London and Joe Bloggs in Scotland, America, Australia, etcetra etcetra. This would normally bore the pants off non-darts fans in the pub. Mostly to have others to talk with. I also realized how little I knew about the actual dart scenes from around the world and set out to do my best to inform others of what is happening in the different darts circuits. It also gave me new vigor in my own darts because, if I didn’t feel like throwing, at least there is always something to talk about or to post in the many forums. It has also given me great friends from around the world who, without both darts and the net, we would never have met.

T: Totally. Okay, one more Nick. You pick: Who’s the best player you’ve ever met in England? OR Who’s the best player you’ve ever beaten?
N: I haven’t played many famous people for serious, mainly just in their exhibitions. I once partnered John Lowe against Eric Bristowe and another in an exhibition, and was the first non-pro to finish the double. As for darters I have met, now, that is quite a better sounding list: Phil Taylor, John Part, Dennis Priestley, Adrian Lewis, Bob Anderson, Steve Coote, Robbie Green, Peter Manley, Ronnie Baxter… the list goes on and on and on.

T: I played Bob once too! What a gent. Well, this has been a bloody good interview! By the way, are you working on your PhD so you can become Docta-double?
N: (laughing) I suppose I am already an MD. I do not as yet have the wealth of knowledge to be anything more than I am, but I am working on it.

T: Thanks Nick. We’ll look for you in the forums. Give my best to the Queen, and put an extra lump in your tea for me.
NICK: It may be a while before I have tea with the Queen as I am a little busy at the moment.

THORN: (chortling) Of course, but when you have time. Right then! Which way to the Chunnel? Tally-ho everybody. Over and double out.