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PLATE TAVERN; TACOMA, WA
One
For The Girls
Traditional
Mother’s Day Shoot brings thrills
By Ty Hughes
Sheila
was the one in the hot seat when the male stripper did his thing.
It was Saturday, May 7th, otherwise known as Mothers Day. You know the
one – it comes around once a year, a time for the celebration of
the one that brought us into the world. Though you may not remember the
moment, surely your mother does, quite vividly.
As tradition would dictate, the Home Plate in Tacoma once again decked
the halls with phallic symbols galore and those more secure daughters
and mothers alike made their way to the infamous tavern we all love. Each
and every year, the ladies always seem to have problems keeping the men
out of the dart room for their special event, so, again, they adorned
the entryway with inflatable male anatomy parts and this worked like a
cross to a vampire.
Home Plate’s, Roger, Mike and Randy worked their magic on the barbeque,
creating charbroiled burgers and marinated steaks to go along with the
tableful of salads and other goodies. The mood was a happy one and there
were 16 teams, or 32 mothers signed up for the dart shoot plus a few motherlovers,
if you know what I mean.
Before the dart shoot, Janis Baker, the event coordinator, introduced
the extremely large male stripper and he quickly took control of the situation.
Three unsuspecting ladies were chosen to take the chairs, front and center.
They all became an important part of the show, whether they wanted to
or not. As the female-filled room cheered on the antics of the stripper,
most of the men happily chose to confine themselves to the lower section
of the bar, well out of the way. They were more than happy to get the
full story later, as second-hand news.
The food and entertainment was plentiful as was the competition at the
dartboards. After it was all said and done, the final results were as
follows:
1st Place: Naomi and Maria
2nd Place: Danette and Holly
Great shooting, ladies! Thanks to the Home Plate staff and all the assistants
that made this year’s Mothers Day event another huge, and I mean
HUGE success. I’m sure that some of the girls managed to get the
strippers phone number that day. Can’t wait ‘til next year
to see how they can possibly outdo this one!
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